The Bachelorette S9 E2 "Right Reasons"

Fairy tale, unreal. . .just a few words that Des likes to {repeatedly} use on her bachelorette experience. Anywho, can I just say how happy I am to have another brunette bachelorette. I feel like it’s been way to long. And I love Des’s car! It is majorly adorable and reminds me of something Barbie would drive. (Obviously it would be pink for Barbie)

The first one on one date card arrives!! *Drumroll please* It's Brooks. Major disappointment. I want to see some fun people on the one on one dates not just the group dates.

Question: What is up with Des’s footwear? I’m assuming it has something to do with the date, but it looks like she’s getting ready to go wade fishing. {Nothing to do with the date, I guess she just likes wearing tall rain boots in the sun}

First impressions of Brooks, not really a big fan. It was nice of him not to freak out about trying on tuxes and stuff but over all he’s just kind of blah. Sorry dude. Sitting on the Hollywood sign was pretty cool and it would be nice to see it someday. Then they're back in the car moving on to the more romantic part of the date. I can't believe Brooks was acting like such a scaredy cat about the abandoned road and was all nervous to move the barrier to go down the blocked off road. If I were Des, that would be a turn off because I don’t want to be the braver of the two in the relationship. 

The group date is where all the excitement happens and when the men bring out their cattiness. In my opinion, the Bachelorette is more exciting than the Bachelor because I find the guys so much funnier than the women. Women are catty/nasty and the guys are competitive/funny. (Most of the time, I do think that the guys have some of that nasty streak in them)

“Who’s here for the right reasons?” Hmm…Interesting, date card, I guess we shall find out if there are any bad seeds soon enough. And what else would it could the card mean besides having a bunch of white dudes {and Will} rap, this is gonna be awesome! #hashtagman reminds me of Kasey “Guard and Protect Your Heart” and great news #hashtag's real name is Kasey (or is it Casey?) so now I won't forget his name.

Okay so how great is this that they are rapping about past bachelorette contestants. Hahaha Rated P-13! Omg I’m dying and I love these references. Poor Brandon, he’s so nervous and he doesn’t seem cocky at all which surprises me.

Zak W. who I wrote off the first week as a conceited into himself shirtless dude, is actually really sweet. I think he might be a good guy and I loved the antique journal present. That was really cool and I would love to have something like that!

"Don’t squish the butterfly" – Words of wisdom from Brandon

Ben is totally off the cool list, I think that he is only using his son to further his “game” and I honestly think that is all this is to him. He seems like he could pull a Bentley and totally crush Des. Plus he gives totally awkward kisses.

Side note I keep seeing all these people and I’m like who is that! I am having a hard time learning these dudes' names!

Brandon is a surprise, just like Zak W. I think there is definitely potential and he is very thoughtful. I can totally see why he was waay uncomfortable showing off his butt earlier.

So Ben gets the rose, ugh! She fell from Ben’s bologna again. WHY! Well I suppose I probably would get suckered into the whole kid act too. But come on! WHY!

One on one date numero dos: I’m excited for Bryden’s date. He seems like a great guy and he is pretty cute. I wonder if they played any fun road trip games, like I Spy or the alphabet game (If you don’t know what I’m talking about you are missing out on some serious car fun) Also how much time did they actually spend on the road. I want answers! Bryden seems very shy and I think it was nice how Des told him he could kiss her. To me it seemed like he was being respectful.

Cocktail party! Let the emotions come out. So Michael is taking his opportunity to share his story, which is good, and then Ben comes in and interrupts during this serious moment, and I think that Des should have told Ben to wait a second because that was rude. It frustrates me how they have no respect for each other's time! (Oh wait, they all are competing for the same girl) Mikey, Michael, and some random dude all decide it's time to have a second talk with Ben. They take him outside. And just talk. More like get annoyed and attitude-y. But I don't blame Michael. I'd be pissed too. I love how the guys are talking about Ben like the girls from last season were talking about Tierrable. It shows how similar girls and guys are sometimes, except most of the time guys don’t use their words. . .but I think we see more of that later on this season.

The Rose Ceremony was kinda surprising. Des kept calling out all these guys who have gotten like zero screen time and kept someone like Brandon hanging on until the last possible second. And I definitely think Des says One Pablo instead of Juan Pablo and it makes me laugh.

Eliminated: Will, Robert (No!!!!! L), and Nick M.

P.S. How can you feel "really rejected" when you barely spend 5 minutes with the girl?

Love the rap video at the end, but now I have "right reasons, right reasons" stuck in my head. Next week looks like it will be promisingly full of drama and I can't wait. Especially to see who had the girlfriend.